'Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal' UNISEX SWEATSHIRT
'Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal' UNISEX SWEATSHIRT
Grab any 3 sweatshirts you love — and we’ll cover the cost of one!
30-Day "Own The Room" Guarantee: If you don't love the fit, or don't get at least one "Where did you get that?" at a holiday party, send it back for a full refund. No questions asked.
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This isn't just a holiday collection. It's a time machine. We've captured the most iconic, unforgettable lines from the holiday movies that defined a generation and transformed them into wearable statements. Forget the generic holiday cheer. This collection is for those who speak in movie quotes, who understand the cultural significance of a well-timed line, and who believe nostalgia is the best holiday spirit. Each piece is an insider's nod, a shared memory, and a declaration of true fandom, all embroidered on premium, heavyweight apparel built to last. A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
QUICK BENEFITS
High-Impact Statement Design: The most iconic line from Home Alone is rendered in a bold, clean font that commands attention. It’s a design engineered to be an instant inside joke for an entire generation.
The "All-Season" Perfect Weight Fleece : Forget bulky, suffocating sweaters. This is crafted from an 8.0 oz fleece, the ideal weight for all-day comfort. It's heavy enough to feel durable and warm, but light enough to layer without overheating. It’s the perfect balance.
The "Butter-Soft" Feel : We use air-jet spun yarn which creates a softer feel and reduces pilling. From the first wear, it feels like your favorite broken-in sweatshirt, not a stiff, scratchy garment.
The "Built-To-Last" Embroidered Design: While others use cheap prints that crack and fade, our design is meticulously embroidered. It has a premium texture and durability that will look sharp season after season, wash after wash.
The "Bombproof" Stitching: With double-needle stitching on the collar, shoulders, cuffs, and hem, this sweatshirt is built to withstand whatever the holidays throw at it. It’s a durable staple, not a disposable gimmick.
Guaranteed Statement: Backed by our "Ultimate '90s Nod" 30-Day Risk-Free Trial. We eliminate your risk completely.
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The "Ultimate '90s Nod" Guarantee: A 30-Day Risk-Free Trial
-"We are so confident in the premium quality, heavyweight feel, and custom embroidery of this hoodie that we offer a no-questions-asked 30-day return window. If you don't get an immediate nod of recognition from fellow fans, or if it doesn't become the most comfortable hoodie you own, send it back for a full refund. You shouldn't have to risk your money to own a piece of holiday history."
THE DEEP DIVE: WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT IS THE ONLY OPTION
This is for the person who knows every line, every scene, and every hilarious moment of a true holiday classic. This isn't just apparel; it's a tribute, engineered to connect with the heart of holiday nostalgia.
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal. This is the ultimate '90s anti-Christmas statement. It’s for the person who grew up with Home Alone and appreciates a holiday with a little bit of attitude and a lot of clever mischief. It’s the perfect inside joke, instantly recognizable to an entire generation who knows that the best holiday greetings sometimes come from old gangster movies. Wearing this isn’t just festive; it’s a nod to the rebellious, resourceful kid in all of us.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
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FAQs
Is this just another one of those itchy, boxy holiday sweaters?
No. We hate those. Your "Ugly" Sweater is boring and uncomfortable. We built this collection to be your new holiday uniform. This is a classic, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt (8.0 oz/yd²) made from an air-jet spun yarn. That’s a technical way of saying it’s designed to be incredibly soft on the inside and reduce pilling on the outside, so it stays your go-to sweatshirt for seasons to come.
Will the design crack or fade after one wash?
It is 100% unisex and has a timeless, classic fit. You probably saw this in our ads —it's designed to look great on everyone. It's pre-shrunk, so the fit you get is the fit you keep. The 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar and double-needle stitching mean it's durable and won't lose its shape. For a perfect fit, we strongly recommend you check our sizing chart before ordering.
Is that 30-Day "Own The Room" Guarantee for real?
It's the most real part of our business. We are so confident this will be the best, most comfortable holiday sweatshirt you've ever owned, we're taking on all the risk. If you don't love the fit, or if you don't get at least one "Where did you get that?" at a holiday party, send it back for a full refund. No questions asked. You can't do that with a tacky sweater from a big box store.
When will I get my order? I have a party soon!
This isn't a mass-produced sweatshirt sitting in a dusty warehouse. This product is made on demand, just for you, as soon as you place an order. This helps us reduce waste, but it means you need to plan ahead for the holidays. Production takes a few business days, then it ships. We highly recommend you order early to get yours well before the holiday rush.