'Ask Your Mom If I'm Real' UNISEX Sweatshirt
'Ask Your Mom If I'm Real' UNISEX Sweatshirt
Grab any 3 sweatshirts you love — and we’ll cover the cost of one!
30-Day "Own The Room" Guarantee: If you don't love the fit, or don't get at least one "Where did you get that?" at a holiday party, send it back for a full refund. No questions asked.
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Let's be honest. Most holiday sweaters are cheap, itchy, and get worn exactly once before they're banished to a drawer. You deserve better.
This isn't just another novelty sweatshirt. It's your new favorite sweatshirt that just happens to win the holiday season. It’s the perfect blend of comfort, quality, and unapologetic confidence.
When you get this sweatshirt, you're not just buying a piece of clothing. You're making a strategic investment in your holiday vibe. Here's the breakdown:
The "All-Season" Perfect Weight Fleece : Forget bulky, suffocating sweaters. This is crafted from an 8.0 oz fleece, the ideal weight for all-day comfort. It's heavy enough to feel durable and warm, but light enough to layer without overheating. It’s the perfect balance.
The "Butter-Soft" Feel : We use air-jet spun yarn which creates a softer feel and reduces pilling. From the first wear, it feels like your favorite broken-in sweatshirt, not a stiff, scratchy garment.
The "Built-To-Last" Embroidered Design: While others use cheap prints that crack and fade, our design is meticulously embroidered. It has a premium texture and durability that will look sharp season after season, wash after wash.
The "Bombproof" Stitching: With double-needle stitching on the collar, shoulders, cuffs, and hem, this sweatshirt is built to withstand whatever the holidays throw at it. It’s a durable staple, not a disposable gimmick.
SO MUCH FOR 44.99 $ ONLY!!
The "Legendary Status" Guarantee: A 30-Day Risk-Free Trial
-"We are so confident in the premium quality, heavyweight feel, and custom embroidery of this hoodie that we offer a no-questions-asked 30-day return window. If you don't feel it makes the exact statement you intended, or if it doesn't immediately become the most comfortable hoodie you own, send it back for a full refund. You shouldn't have to risk your money to become a myth."
THE DEEP DIVE: WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT IS THE ONLY OPTION
This isn't for the faint of heart. If your idea of holiday spirit involves a heavy dose of confident humor, this hoodie is your official uniform. This isn't just apparel; it's a challenge, engineered to make a single, powerful statement.
Ask Your Mom If I'm Real
The Vibe: Confident, a little arrogant, and undeniably witty. This design is for the person who walks into a room and instantly becomes the most intriguing one there. You enjoy a good inside joke and have a smirk that’s both charming and mischievous.
What It Means: This funny and slightly provocative line positions you as a mythical figure, a holiday legend akin to Santa himself. It’s a playful challenge that sparks curiosity and makes a bold, unforgettable statement.
Size Guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
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FAQs
Is this just another one of those itchy, boxy holiday sweaters?
No. We hate those. Your "Ugly" Sweater is boring and uncomfortable. We built this collection to be your new holiday uniform. This is a classic, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt (8.0 oz/yd²) made from an air-jet spun yarn. That’s a technical way of saying it’s designed to be incredibly soft on the inside and reduce pilling on the outside, so it stays your go-to sweatshirt for seasons to come.
Will the design crack or fade after one wash?
It is 100% unisex and has a timeless, classic fit. You probably saw this in our ads —it's designed to look great on everyone. It's pre-shrunk, so the fit you get is the fit you keep. The 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar and double-needle stitching mean it's durable and won't lose its shape. For a perfect fit, we strongly recommend you check our sizing chart before ordering.
Is that 30-Day "Own The Room" Guarantee for real?
It's the most real part of our business. We are so confident this will be the best, most comfortable holiday sweatshirt you've ever owned, we're taking on all the risk. If you don't love the fit, or if you don't get at least one "Where did you get that?" at a holiday party, send it back for a full refund. No questions asked. You can't do that with a tacky sweater from a big box store.
When will I get my order? I have a party soon!
This isn't a mass-produced sweatshirt sitting in a dusty warehouse. This product is made on demand, just for you, as soon as you place an order. This helps us reduce waste, but it means you need to plan ahead for the holidays. Production takes a few business days, then it ships. We highly recommend you order early to get yours well before the holiday rush.