Puppy Performance Review — ("Human Grade: C+ More treats. Higher salary.") Holiday Coffee Mug

Your morning roast—now with HR feedback from your dog.

This mug transforms your daily coffee into a hilarious “performance review” delivered by your furry supervisor. From the C+ human grade to the demand for more treats and higher salary, every detail captures the chaotic honesty of dog parenting.

Crafted in high-gloss ceramic, it keeps your drinks warm while keeping your ego humble. It’s the perfect companion for pet owners who know their real manager has four legs and zero respect for workplace hierarchy.

Perfect for:

– Dog parents
– Office humor addicts
– Anyone who needs to laugh before they log into work

Your dog might not approve your PTO,
but they’ll approve this mug

Product features

-15 oz capacity for generous servings
-100% white ceramic construction
-Microwave-safe for easy reheating
-Dishwasher-safe for simple cleaning
-Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle

Care instruction

-Clean with dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

-Material: 100% white ceramic

-15oz (0.44 l)

-Rounded corners

-C-handle

-Lead and BPA-free