THE SCAM ARTIST SANTA: Hell's Kitchen Holiday Edition
THE SCAM ARTIST SANTA: Hell's Kitchen Holiday Edition
FINAL DROP: Only 15 pieces remaining for guaranteed Christmas delivery
22% OFF CODE : New Price—$49.92 after Discount!
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QUICK BENEFITS (Focus on Dream Outcome: Gritty, Insider Status)
5-Point Narrative Print: Designed with a sequential story flow across both sleeves, front, and back—this is apparel for the true insider, not the casual fan.
Supreme Comfort Blend: Engineered from premium 80% Cotton / 20% Anti-Pill Polyester Fleece—built to survive the mean streets and long nights.
Extreme Risk Reversal: Backed by our 100% Street Cred Guarantee. If the quality isn't superior, we cover the costs.
IP-Compliant Niche Wear: Exclusive, original commentary that only the street-level fandom will recognize and appreciate.
The 100% Street Cred Guarantee: 30-Day Risk-Free Trial
-The Promise: We are so confident in the premium quality, stitching, and custom print longevity of this hoodie that we offer a no-questions-asked 30-day return window. If the print quality fails to impress or the hoodie doesn't generate an insider nod from another deep-lore fan, send it back for a full refund, and we will cover the return shipping costs.
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THE DEEP DIVE: WHY THIS HOODIE JUSTIFIES THE PRICE
The Narrative Print: It’s Not a Sweater, It’s an Alibi.
This design is a masterclass in subtlety and insider knowledge, taking the forgotten plot point of the "Scam Artist Santa" from the gritty, New York streets and transforming it into a badge of honor. This complex 5-point storyline rewards the fan who lives beyond the main headlines :
Front: Stylized Quote: "All I Want for Christmas is My Bail Money." This is the high-impact center crest, immediately signaling the financial cynicism and black comedy of the design.
Back: Mug Shot/Fingerprint Pattern. A large, faint background pattern featuring abstract fingerprints and angular city lines. This visually anchors the wearer to the gritty, urban crime environment of the neighborhood without violating any IP.
Sleeve 1: "Red Suit. Empty Sack. Zero Integrity." This concise text delivers the cynical breakdown of the classic trope, adding narrative flow to the piece.
Sleeve 2 : A small, minimalist graphic of stylized handcuff or a subtle "NO SANTA" prohibition symbol that visually balances the opposite sleeve’s text, reinforcing the theme of broken laws and anti-establishment humor.
Inside Neck: Hidden Lore Detail: The tagless print reveals a final, exclusive reward for the true fan—a piece of deep-lore text revealed upon unboxing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 29 ½ | 34-37 |
| M | 30 ½ | 38-41 |
| L | 31 ½ | 42-45 |
| XL | 32 ½ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 33 ½ | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 75 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 77.5 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 80 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 82.6 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 85 | 127-134.6 |
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FAQS
Is this hoodie warm enough for winter?
The hoodie is made from a premium cotton–poly fleece blend engineered for cold weather. It’s soft on the inside, holds heat effectively, and is perfect for layering or wearing solo during chilly winter days and nights.
Is the fabric soft or does it feel stiff?
This hoodie is crafted on the softness side of the scale—not overly thick or scratchy like standard holiday merch. It has a smooth, cozy fleece interior designed for comfort, daily wear, and long hours of lounging, traveling, or holiday gatherings.
Will the print crack or fade after washing?
We use high-definition direct-to-garment printing that bonds directly to the fibers. As long as it’s washed inside-out on cold (as recommended), the art remains vibrant and intact — story preserved for years.
Is it true there are hidden printed details?
Yes. This hoodie contains exclusive storytelling elements printed in subtle zones (like inside the neck). These details are intentionally placed to be discovered by you or those closest to you — enhancing emotional connection and status.
Will the tag bother me?
No. It includes a tear-away tag, so you get zero irritation and maximum comfort. This also allows for clean internal storytelling placement or your own private label.
Is this a limited edition drop?
Yes. Once this story run is finished, it will never be reprinted. Each hoodie is part of a limited narrative collection — meaning when you wear it, you’re part of something exclusive.
What if it doesn’t feel special when I wear it?
You’re covered by our Homecoming Guarantee. Wear it for 30 days. If it doesn’t deliver on comfort, story impact, or emotional connection — return it for a full refund. No risk. No hesitation.
Can I gift this hoodie?
Absolutely. In fact, due to its narrative nature, it’s one of the most meaningful winter gifts you can give. Each hoodie ships with the story embedded into the design — making it a gift with emotional depth instead of generic holiday flair.